Just in case you didn't know how to be a tool...

Christian Bale was recently arrested for allegedly assaulting his mom and sister. He blamed it on Batman.

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

This is how Jesus really lived his life, as a tricky illusionist.

Britney attempts to renew her drivers license and is forced to bring Dakota along. Ugly people work at the DMV.

There is only one thing worse than fat people close up shots. Fat people distant shots.

It's like a reverse planetarium.

If you're not laughing, the jokes about you. Or it's just not funny.

Don't worry everyone, that's biofuel she is using. The Earth will be fine.

A new LG Comic! Halloween is just an excuse for fat girls to eat themselves into a coma…

"Yeah, I could be sending this money to the troops for body armor, but I REALLY need this iPhone."

You know, only fat and unattractive people feel this way.

That knife looks mighty peculiar when you hold it like that.

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

May this be a lesson to all of you, that a cat knows when you are not a "cat person" They revel in such moments.

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.