Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

We don't know what's going on here but it's pretty sexy. Whatever it is she's doing.

The state of Nebraska thinks they can protect the gays. We'll see if they're still singing that tune after I put on my Gilligan hat and read some gibberish at them.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

We've never seen a Goose use the Force like this.

We launched our new iPhone game FAT KID NINJA. Destroy the veggies, eat your cupcakes! Get now and see how many vegetables you can slaughter!

To blow junk up.

The best pranks are often the most simple.

Blows away Australia's 'The Voice' judges.

All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

With aerosol deodorant and a lighter.

Considering how complicated the game is. This guys win is that much more impressive.

Bites the dust, in a big way.

Let them devour the youngest first.

The inevitable autotune remix.

I would drive that thing to work, to the store...everywhere.

Either the bus driver needs to accept the ticket or the cop needs to stop trying.

Without getting wet.

Let the conspiracy theories begin.